For the last couple of years I have hardly been drinking any coffee at all - occasionaly (like once every couple of months) I might have a cup or two if we went out to breakfast at King's Chef or something like that.
Today when I got into work a cup of coffee sounded really good, so I poured a cup of the work-sludge. It was delicious. So I had another.
Now I am sitting in my chair, one twitching hand clutching my mouse and making rapid REM like movements around the screen as I work. The left hand has a death grip on the chair arm that would easily crush a windpipe.
No more coffee for me today...
Oh Ed dear, didn't anyone ever tell you that Work Sludge coffee is like 20x more powerfull mojo than the normal stuff you get at restraunts and home? I rarely drink the stuff, but I have a one cup limit at work 'cause it makes me all Wonky!