So, last week I was forced to purchase a copy of the Weekly World News because it had a cover story that I believe with all my (organic, biological) heart to be true.
It proclaimed in bold letters "Dick Cheney is a Robot!" and the cover photo displayed a typically bilious (look it up people) Cheney exposing the circuity contained in his belly.
I have suspected this for some time, and it's good to see it confirmed in a print source that is more reliable than a typical Fox News report...
Can someone please scan the cover please?